i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
"with orders of $50 or more!"
I didn’t think tumblr knew that meaning of “shipping”
I bet you drink tea
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla