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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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greatfatsby:

thenewczar:

greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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I didn’t think tumblr knew that meaning of “shipping”

I bet you drink tea

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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punkzoo:

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

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hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

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